10/22的日本學生參訪之旅,讓本校學生對自己的英文實力燃起無比的信心。有位接待同學大叫:「太誇張了,你知道他們稱讚社團表演很好怎麼說嗎? It very well !!!!」體育班的同學也向我大聲抗議:「老師,他們根本就沒學過英文嘛!我會的單字都比他們多好多。」聽學生繪聲繪影地形容,其實我也感到很納悶,對方到底是什麼學校來的啊?如果大家所言屬實,看來西松應該多安排幾團日本學生來參觀,提振本校學習英文風氣。
所以呢,底下這個故事雖然很不可思議,搞不好是真的呢…… (笑笑就好,不要太認真)
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
日本首相與歐巴馬會見發生的真實故事
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic
English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets
president Barack Obama...
幾天前,日本首相森總理在他訪問華盛頓並且會見歐巴馬總統之前,先行訓練的一些基礎英語談話 ...
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, "When you shake hands with
President Obama, please say ' how are you'. Then Mr. Obama should say, ' I
am fine, and you?' Now, you should say ' me too '. Afterwards we
translators will do the work for you." 翻譯官告訴森總理,當你與歐巴馬總統握手時,請說「你好嗎」,然後歐巴馬會回答您「我很好,你呢?」這時您必須回答「我也是」,接下來就交給我們為您做翻譯的工作
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
看起來相當簡單,但實際情況卻是…
When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said " Who are you? " (Instead of "How are you?")
"當森總理會見歐巴馬時,他卻誤說成「你是誰?」(原本應該是"你好嗎")
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: " Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha..."
歐巴馬總統有點驚訝,但仍然設法用幽默來回應︰「我是蜜雪兒的老公,哈哈….」
Then Mori replied " me too, ha-ha.. .".
然後森總理說「我也是,哈哈....」
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room…
接下來會議室裡沈默了很長一段時間...
I would never eat that shit unless under threat or going nuts. It is more nasty than 陳菊, even more than 許純美. They are like devils. ~32 孫瑜君
I
have avoided eating the food for a long time. I have a good reason why
I refused to eat this food. Since I was in elementary school, my
father has ordered me to go to the cram school. Before I started
study, I could eat only the same food. It really made me crazy! I
just can't afford to eat the same kind of food for five years.
Whenever I see it, I will feel disgusted. ~ 2 陳昶志.
It
is hard and red. Its smell is strange. People eat them cooked as well
as uncooked. It is said to be good for our eyes. ~23 孫子雅
It
looks horrible when it is alive. It looks more terrible after being
cooked. Some of them are big, and some are small. It usually grows on
the west coast of Taiwan. Its color is gray and while. ~9 葉威廷
It
is sticky and creamy. It is taken from cattle. It is soft and
widely used in hot pots. It tastes like tofu with some grounded
meat. It is one of the most important organs inside the animals.
~16 鍾昱帆
In
Taiwan, you can find it in almost every dish. Sometimes it is liquid,
but sometimes it is solid. It's yellow and white. I hate its smell.
~33 陳靖雅
Its color is black and while. It looks slimy. It is usually dried before sale. It is a Chinese medicine to cook soup. ~19 陳美伶
Its
color is orange. Many children don't like to eat it. It is often
cooked with potatoes. It is often made into juice with a lot of
fruits and vegetables. ~22 林芳瑜
This
is a kind of soup. I used to eat it when I was in elementary
school. Sometimes there are some insects in the soup. It can make you
grow better. ~21 劉芷喬
It is black. It is square. It can be found in the hot soup. It tastes sticky and QQ(chewy). ~31 魏意蓁
It
is green. It contains many seeds. The seeds are white and
hard. People usually don't eat its seeds because they are bitter. Its
shape is similar to calabash (葫蘆) ~29 張祥雲
It
lives in the water. It is smooth, short, sticky, and ugly. It doesn't
have feet. but it is not tadpole. It is black and gray. ~17 林芮君
二和
It's a kind of vegetable. It is long. It is green and white. The white part is more disgusting than the green part. ~ 44吳念純
It's shape is square, and it has a cover. The materials are filled in the container. The name of the food is scary. ~6 王禹軒
My mom said that it is made of cockroach's eggs. It's black. ~46 張胤慧
It's a kind of fruit. I have been hurt by it in the supermarket. It smells bad. ~ 37 王羽廷
It's
a kind of animal whose color is green. It makes sounds. If they live
around your house, you will hate them for the noise. ~38 李 昱
Chicken go to the oil. Vegetables go to the oil too. ~33 李昀陞
It
tastes very strange. If my mom cooks it, I always pick them up and
throw them away. It's very long. You can put it in the soup or fry
it. Its color is purple. ~3 黃峻力
It's a kind of vegetable. It has some sticky liquid. It is good for our stomach. ~39 林美萱
It is a kind of bread, which contains a lot of green vegetable. The vegetable has a strong flavor. It's famous in 宜蘭. ~23 李永頊
It is slimy and have a strong strange smell. Sometimes you will eat sands in it. It is often cooked with eggs. ~9 陳 聖
It is green and tastes like plastic. ~21 蘇俊仰
The food grow in the tree. It has green skin. It is easy to eat and is often cooked with eggs. ~7 王淳平